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howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

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the best moment in cinematic history

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hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

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tastefullyoffensive:

[sarahseeandersen]

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didyoumissme-221b:

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malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

There are two kinds of people

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dustinmathisen:

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nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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